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The Crypto Grifters Of DOGE

How many crypto grifters does it take to screw up the machinery of state?

Feb 7 •

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The TrumpCoin Cometh

Or, How I Learned To Stop Worrying and Love the Grift.

Jan 21 •

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Eric Adams: Yet Another Crypto Success Story

Some people were surprised when the mayor of New York City was indicted for corruption. I was not one of those people.

Dec 17, 2024 •

Michel de Cryptadamus

Cryptocurrency Is A Hideous Monstrosity Made Out Of Computers And Greed That Is About To Devour The World

The prophecies of The Oracle Of Tulips are about to be realized.

Nov 13, 2024 •

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Trump's Transition Team Is Tethered To Thievery (And Worse)

Howard Lutnick manages a huge pile of money for Tether, a sketchy offshore company whose name appears frequently in criminal indictments. He also just…

Sep 5, 2024 •

Michel de Cryptadamus

Of Tech Bros And Trumpers

A case study of how North Korea may have played a supporting role in convincing Silicon Valley billionaires to back Donald Trump. Also starring Uniswap.

Aug 14, 2024 •

Michel de Cryptadamus

The Sam Bankman-Fried Trial and The Sickness Unto Death (of the Sam Bankman-Fried Trial)

Part A of Ω .

Nov 3, 2023 •

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The Axos Of Evil

Axos Financial at the end of the cryptoverse.

Sep 19, 2023 •

Michel de Cryptadamus

How Everyone Is Getting The Story Of Silicon Valley Bank and Signature Bank Completely Wrong

And other incomprehensible things, like Coinbase's banking partner.

Mar 19, 2023 •

Michel de Cryptadamus

Crypto.com or Crypto Dot Con?

And a song of a gate made of silver.

Mar 6, 2023 •

Michel de Cryptadamus

Are Crypto.com and Binance's European Assets Frozen In Lithuanian Banking Space-Time?

And is all that money about to be ejected from the airlock of the Starship TradFi into the frozen silence of the interplanetary void?

Jan 29, 2023 •

Michel de Cryptadamus

The By Now Approximately Seventy Seals Of The Cryptocalypse, Part III: The Return of the Chain

Really at this point we're just hoping the signs will stay countably infinite.

Jan 4, 2023 •

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