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The TrumpCoin Cometh
Or, How I Learned To Stop Worrying and Love the Grift.
Jan 21 • 
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Cryptocurrency Is A Hideous Monstrosity Made Out Of Computers And Greed That Is About To Devour The World
The prophecies of The Oracle Of Tulips are about to be realized.
Nov 13, 2024 • 
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Trump's Transition Team Is Tethered To Thievery (And Worse)
Howard Lutnick manages a huge pile of money for Tether, a sketchy offshore company whose name appears frequently in criminal indictments. He also just…
Sep 5, 2024 • 
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Pete Hegseth: A Man Of Questionable Judgment
Maybe America should reconsider putting crypto bros in charge of the army.
Mar 25 • 
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Pete Hegseth: A Man Of Questionable Judgment
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By The Claw, Satoshi Is Revealed
The case for Paul Le Roux as the real inventor of Bitcoin.
Oct 10, 2022 • 
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Are Crypto.com and Binance's European Assets Frozen In Lithuanian Banking Space-Time?
And is all that money about to be ejected from the airlock of the Starship TradFi into the frozen silence of the interplanetary void?
Jan 29, 2023 • 
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Are Crypto.com and Binance's European Assets Frozen In Lithuanian Banking Space-Time?
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Signature Bank, FTX, Binance, and TrueUSD: A Tale of Questionable Judgement
If something is not "not illegal" then what is it?
Dec 12, 2022 • 
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Signature Bank, FTX, Binance, and TrueUSD: A Tale of Questionable Judgement
The Crypto Grifters Of DOGE
How many crypto grifters does it take to screw up the machinery of state?
Feb 7 • 
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Of Tech Bros And Trumpers
A case study of how North Korea may have played a supporting role in convincing Silicon Valley billionaires to back Donald Trump. Also starring Uniswap.
Aug 14, 2024 • 
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El Salvador's Gulag Cryptopelago
There's stablecoins and cabinet secretaries involved. Also fascism.
Mar 20 • 
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How Everyone Is Getting The Story Of Silicon Valley Bank and Signature Bank Completely Wrong
And other incomprehensible things, like Coinbase's banking partner.
Mar 19, 2023 • 
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How Everyone Is Getting The Story Of Silicon Valley Bank and Signature Bank Completely Wrong
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How To Insider Trade And Influence People (With Tariffs)
Days where the stock market gains 10% on the proclamations of a mad orange king are far more correlated with impending disaster than with strength.
Apr 10 • 
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