Archive - The Cryptocalypse Chronicles

The TrumpCoin Cometh

Or, How I Learned To Stop Worrying and Love the Grift.

Jan 21 •

Michel de Cryptadamus

Cryptocurrency Is A Hideous Monstrosity Made Out Of Computers And Greed That Is About To Devour The World

The prophecies of The Oracle Of Tulips are about to be realized.

Nov 13, 2024 •

Michel de Cryptadamus

Trump's Transition Team Is Tethered To Thievery (And Worse)

Howard Lutnick manages a huge pile of money for Tether, a sketchy offshore company whose name appears frequently in criminal indictments. He also just…

Sep 5, 2024 •

Michel de Cryptadamus

Pete Hegseth: A Man Of Questionable Judgment

Maybe America should reconsider putting crypto bros in charge of the army.

Mar 25 •

Michel de Cryptadamus

By The Claw, Satoshi Is Revealed

The case for Paul Le Roux as the real inventor of Bitcoin.

Oct 10, 2022 •

Michel de Cryptadamus

Are Crypto.com and Binance's European Assets Frozen In Lithuanian Banking Space-Time?

And is all that money about to be ejected from the airlock of the Starship TradFi into the frozen silence of the interplanetary void?

Jan 29, 2023 •

Michel de Cryptadamus

Signature Bank, FTX, Binance, and TrueUSD: A Tale of Questionable Judgement

If something is not "not illegal" then what is it?

Dec 12, 2022 •

Michel de Cryptadamus

The Crypto Grifters Of DOGE

How many crypto grifters does it take to screw up the machinery of state?

Feb 7 •

Michel de Cryptadamus

Of Tech Bros And Trumpers

A case study of how North Korea may have played a supporting role in convincing Silicon Valley billionaires to back Donald Trump. Also starring Uniswap.

Aug 14, 2024 •

Michel de Cryptadamus

El Salvador's Gulag Cryptopelago

There's stablecoins and cabinet secretaries involved. Also fascism.

Mar 20 •

Michel de Cryptadamus

How Everyone Is Getting The Story Of Silicon Valley Bank and Signature Bank Completely Wrong

And other incomprehensible things, like Coinbase's banking partner.

Mar 19, 2023 •

Michel de Cryptadamus

How To Insider Trade And Influence People (With Tariffs)

Days where the stock market gains 10% on the proclamations of a mad orange king are far more correlated with impending disaster than with strength.

Apr 10 •

Michel de Cryptadamus

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