Archive - The Cryptocalypse Chronicles

How To Insider Trade And Influence People (With Tariffs)

Days where the stock market gains 10% on the proclamations of a mad orange king are far more correlated with impending disaster than with strength.

Apr 10 •

Michel de Cryptadamus

March 2025

Pete Hegseth: A Man Of Questionable Judgment

Maybe America should reconsider putting crypto bros in charge of the army.

Mar 25 •

Michel de Cryptadamus

El Salvador's Gulag Cryptopelago

There's stablecoins and cabinet secretaries involved. Also fascism.

Mar 20 •

Michel de Cryptadamus

February 2025

The Crypto Grifters Of DOGE

How many crypto grifters does it take to screw up the machinery of state?

Feb 7 •

Michel de Cryptadamus

January 2025

The TrumpCoin Cometh

Or, How I Learned To Stop Worrying and Love the Grift.

Jan 21 •

Michel de Cryptadamus

December 2024

Eric Adams: Yet Another Crypto Success Story

Some people were surprised when the mayor of New York City was indicted for corruption. I was not one of those people.

Dec 17, 2024 •

Michel de Cryptadamus

November 2024

Cryptocurrency Is A Hideous Monstrosity Made Out Of Computers And Greed That Is About To Devour The World

The prophecies of The Oracle Of Tulips are about to be realized.

Nov 13, 2024 •

Michel de Cryptadamus

September 2024

Trump's Transition Team Is Tethered To Thievery (And Worse)

Howard Lutnick manages a huge pile of money for Tether, a sketchy offshore company whose name appears frequently in criminal indictments. He also just…

Sep 5, 2024 •

Michel de Cryptadamus

August 2024

Of Tech Bros And Trumpers

A case study of how North Korea may have played a supporting role in convincing Silicon Valley billionaires to back Donald Trump. Also starring Uniswap.

Aug 14, 2024 •

Michel de Cryptadamus

November 2023

The Sam Bankman-Fried Trial and The Sickness Unto Death (of the Sam Bankman-Fried Trial)

Part A of Ω .

Nov 3, 2023 •

Michel de Cryptadamus

September 2023

The Axos Of Evil

Axos Financial at the end of the cryptoverse.

Sep 19, 2023 •

Michel de Cryptadamus

March 2023

How Everyone Is Getting The Story Of Silicon Valley Bank and Signature Bank Completely Wrong

And other incomprehensible things, like Coinbase's banking partner.

Mar 19, 2023 •

Michel de Cryptadamus

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