The end is even more nigh.
"machine known “the" -> AS the
"New York’s Southern Distinct" -> DistRIct
"is one of things" -> THE or THOSE things
"because at you can get" -> at LEAST you
"Czechoslavia" -> CzechoslOVaKia
"stealing ever dollar" -> everY
"Have you ever seen two self satisfied dipshits exude more douchebaggery than the Winklevoss twins achieve just by breathing in and out?"
Yes, and they go by the names Don Jr and Eric...